greymaiden (ex_greymaide85) wrote in metaquotes,
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What if Cinderella only had one leg? She would have been totally screwed!

Doing laundry, emptying out my sock drawer to once again match up the socks with their long lost mates, discovering yet again that I have lost yet more single socks, I remember once again why it's great to date a one-legged man.

Not only do we get to park wherever we want--HIS socks don't have to match.

Contrary to the rumors, Context is not marrying a scurvy pirate.
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