We're flat broke, but hey - we do it in style.... (kshandra) wrote in metaquotes,
We're flat broke, but hey - we do it in style....

Improvise, adapt, and overcome

lupagreenwolf, on ubiquity's...inspired choice of implements:

People have this idea that a divination tool absolutely must be an uber-special, symbol-ridden, hyper-charged, crystals-in-every-orifice majikal objekt to work. You must wrap it in silk from virgin Bombyx mori pupae that has been dyed in the berries of Tibetan blackberries and blessed by Tibetan monks. And you must never, ever, ever let anyone ever even breathe on it lest it be contaminated by the nasty cooties of cowans, muggles, and other inferior sorts. And when you go to use it, you must utter the sacred words "Gort! Klaatu barada nikto! Goo goo g'joob!" while standing upon a massive pillar of--

Dammit. Hand me the Soap Onna Rope, would you?

Context played poker with a tarot deck once....
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