Maybe to counteract the artifical goofiness of the day, I shall endeavor to seek wisdom...at least, seek more directly than usual. I shall wade through the Ocean of Murkiness to try to find some Pearl of Wisdom hidden in the Oyster of Stupidity. Along the way, I shall combat the dreaded Octopus of the Overextended Metaphor. His name is Scungili. He's actually kind of cute, in a strange, cephalapod kind of way. But I digress.
Context likes his overextended metaphors with a bit of lemon