Our intrepid heroes are SPACE PIRATES!
But the SPACE PIRATES are captured by SPACE AMAZONS!
But the SPACE AMAZONS are outwitted by a ROBOT FROM TEXAS!
But the ROBOT FROM TEXAS is smashed to pieces by KUNG-FU CAVEMEN!
But the KUNG FU CAVEMEN are slaughtered by a GUY WITH A LIGHTSABER!
But the GUY WITH A LIGHTSABER is taken out by STOP MOTION ROBOTS WITH CUTLASSES!
But the STOP MOTION ROBOTS WITH CUTLASSES are destroyed by DAVID HASSLEHOFF!
And then, EVERYTHING EXPLODES!
(Context includes the name of the film, for those foolish enough to want to see it.)