Email: "Read me! Respond to me! Why are you neglecting me?"
Local taxes: "Bitch, do I have to take a hostage to get you to file me?"
Trash: "Take me out!"
Recycling: "Oh, me too!"
Kids' bedroom: "Are you ever gonna finish painting me?"
Fruit flies: *taunt*
Laundry: "I'm not going to fold myself, you know!"
Context dislikes Mondays. Locked, QWP.