David Alexander McDonald (Steven E. McDonald) (wyldemusick) wrote in metaquotes,
David Alexander McDonald (Steven E. McDonald)
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mrstroppy sets his better half straight

So, Cathy has just shown me her impression of the male orgasm. Which seemed like three or four seconds of a rutting baboon, grunting maniacally.

I had to explain to her that, in fact, the male orgasm is a combination of three sounds in strict order:

* Running across hot sand in bare feet
* Sucking a lemon
* Stubbing your toe.


Context yearns for a simple Easter. Or something.
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