Willoughby (adaptor) wrote in metaquotes,
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thedilettante Combines Consumerism, Customization, and Climaxes:

thedilettante:

"We decided to open a sex shop (Supriya: a storegasm!) and, realising that many words rhymed with "or" and could be used for bad punnage, went slightly wild. Once again I remind you that we were in an rickshaw in traffic and faced certain death and so may have been slightly hysterical. So we spoke of science geeks and their Bohrgasms, Jim Morrison fans' Doorgasms (I suspect the man was terrible in bed though) Winnie the Pooh and his Eeyoregasms, historians (yoregasms), time travellers (foregasms), celibate priests (neither sex norgasms), Elrond (loregasms), Tarantino/Seneca (goregasms) and finally resolved to call said shop Loins Roargasms.

In Soviet Russia, yourgasms have you."

I QWP (and would enjoy yoregasms).
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