secret_samadhi_ (secret_samadhi_) wrote in metaquotes,
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With all of the wank in news lately, amyrose invisions their next post:

A future news post:

Dear LJ community

We have been working hard lately on improving things in general. We thought we would update you on our latest achievements. In the last 6 months we have:

*cured cancer
*paid off all members' student loans
*ended world hunger

We will continue working hard at building a better future

Comments:

Commenter 1 : FIRST!
Response to Comment 1: Yay!

Commenter 2: In b4 wank!!!!

Commenter 3: Fuck you LJ! You suck! I'm never trusting you again!

Commenter 4: [picture of macro]

Commenter 5: What about more icons?
Response to Comment 5: yeah, and how will this affect paid accounts?

Commenter 6: HOW DARE YOU CURE CANCER BEFORE ADDRESSING MEMBER CONCERNS ABOUT BASIC ACCOUNTS!!!!!!

Commenter 7: I'm just here for the lulz.

Commenter 8: That's not fair to those of us who have a different disease like Asperger's, and don't have student loans but might have mortgages and THOSE OF US WHO HAVE TO PAY FOR GROCERIES!!!!!! I want internet justice!

and it will just go on from there......

QWP, naturally!
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