"John choked to death on a piece of meat. What a shitty death! Who chokes to death on a hot dog anymore?!?! This poor bastard had a crappy childhood that dragged out into a crappy life. Then it all ended with a crappy death? Thats not right. If you live a really shitty life (and its not your own fault) you should get to die driving a tank or stopping a bank robbery. Or your heart should seize just after having sex with four hot chicks. There should be rules about these things."
Context is definite on how it should have gone down.