Sarah (theoriginaldork) wrote in metaquotes,
Sarah
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The World is a Dangerous Place!

emeraldqueene's father is having a little trouble cutting the apron strings:


Which brings me to another topic. My dad thinks I'm either a six year-old or retarded. He freaks out whenever I use the electric hand mixer because he thinks that somehow I'm going to get caught in the beaters. Whenever I have a sandwich at a restaurant with my parents he gets freaked out that I'm going to swallow the toothpick in the sandwich. Then when we were planning a camping trip to Washington he told my mom; "We better keep an eye on Kristen and make sure she doesn't get eaten by a bear."


Context knows that the number one threat to America is bears.
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