melstav: Get the trouble ticket opened when you can -- it'll take a while to get a resolution, anyway. That way, by the time you've got the hole(s) boarded up from the moose's entrance and exit and the replacement furniture assembled and installed, maybe the new modem will have arrived.
bitterfun: He never mentioned that the house had a hole. The houses are usually pretty sturdy and wildlife is usually pretty polite. They use doors and windows to get into a place.
moose apparently equals = automatic funny. Public post.