Help save Fu Manchu, and Moriarty and Dracula (opportunemoment) wrote in metaquotes,
Help save Fu Manchu, and Moriarty and Dracula
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slasheuse comes close to a Serious Veet Incident

Imagine me naked. No, srsly. Now imagine me naked but clad from the knees down in what probably looks like a pair of slimy, hairy, strong-smelling legwarmers, or alternatively the boots of a Yeti that's on fire. Now imagine me thus, but in the shower and wielding a small piece of plastic, hands covered in the same burning goo and not wearing my glasses. Now imagine that, in a moment I shall doubtless live over and over in my dreams, I push the hair back from my face.

No, I haven't Veet'd off my eyebrows. BUT IN WAS CLOSE. Twenty minutes of OHSHIT DID I JUST BURN OFF MY EYEBROWS - OHGOD I DON'T KNOW THE MIRROR'S STEAMED UP WAIT CAN I FEEL - OH GOD I STILL HAVE BURNING GOOP ON MY HANDS, MY HANDS - is enough for one lifetime. It reminded me of the time in Year 8 when I burnt my hand with a hot glue gun and then attempted to peel off the glue with my other hand, thus burning and sticking both hands together. Of course, that time I wasn't naked and hopping round a shower room with one eye screwed shut to counteract the double vision.


Context is friendslocked, but still has both its eyebrows.
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