QWP in its entirety:
"Current music: ...
Once upon a time...I dropped my phone into the loo.
Now it is talking at me and not letting me press any buttons.
AHH OH GOD IT JUST CALLED MY LIFE SCIENCES TF FROM LAST YEAR. AHHHH. STOP PHONE, STOP!
*tries to get the battery out*
SINCE WHEN CAN IT TALK WHILE CLOSED???"
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