never give up! ৵ never surrender! (loquaciousquark) wrote in metaquotes,
never give up! ৵ never surrender!
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the_glow_worm wishes spring would just come already.

Argh. You and your 72 degree weather. CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU AND ALL YOUR FAVORABLE WEATHER CONDITIONS! Right now, Virginia is kind of wavering between an old obligation to Winter and being seduced by a brighter, younger Spring, who is enticing Virginia with tulips and animals in heat. Virginia can't resist seeing Spring behind Winter's back, but what is this strange power that Winter has over Virginia? They could make a soap opera out of this. Virginia is going between seasons like Lindsey Lohan's going between DUIs (Ooh, low blow, I know). Next episode, the sudden and inexplicable return of Autumn! Which wouldn't actually surprise me.

Context is really Spring's mother's evil twin's clone's unborn baby.
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