me (ramlatch) wrote in metaquotes,
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CJ: Just lettting you know I'm home and back online - alert the media!

Ramlatch: *grabs phone*

CJ: No names! *holds hand over camera lens*

Ramlatch: *shoves microphone in your face* What's the latest on this White Chocolate debacle??!

CJ: It was NEVER chocolate! The lineage is a LIE!!!!!!

Ramlatch: *babbling into the mic* But what about the Mocha? What did they have to say about this?

CJ: The Mocha - I sipped her ONCE. That latte is not my child!

Ramlatch: *running up to you as you get into the car* But what about the Frappachino!? What about the Frappachino?!! Ms CocaJava can you tell us more?!!

CJ: Talk to the cream cause the beans ain't listening.....

Ramlatch: *pulls back as the door slams in my face* *turns to the camera* Well now you've seen it, the Ms. CocoaJava and looking as Euphoria euphoric as ever. Later tonight we'll have an interview with Lady Godiva herself and her feelings on this..."White Chocolate."
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