ubiquitous_a (ubiquitous_a) wrote in metaquotes,

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Felisdemens is doing the Tech Support Two Step

felisdemensshit is bust

"Fix my shit. It is bust."

"Try restarting!"

"What? I guess that can't hurt, but it's not-"


"Okay. I did. Same issue."

"Reset your cable modem."


"No, I mean your router. Reset that."


"It's a router problem! I can't help you with that! Call the router manufacturer."

"It is not the router."

"Is too."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"Is not."

"NO U."



"Fix my shit. It is bust; take 2."

"You are a new customer!"

"Am not."

"Are too."

"THREE YEARS, you whore!"

"Can't find your account. Bet you're a huge deadbeat who sucks. Transferring to billing!"



"This is billing. Your account is fine. Totally paid up. WTF?"

"I don't know. Transfer me to someone who will fix my shit. It is bust."


"I am in West Beefalo, Missouri. I can't access your account. Why did they transfer you here?"

"You've got me."


"Oh hai! Your shit is fixed."

"was it my router?"


"Never mind. Thanks."



Context is QWP and transferring you to Hades
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