You're no rock n roll fun (saturnalia) wrote in metaquotes,
You're no rock n roll fun
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"In the past five minutes, my fridge tried to fall on me, my toaster oven SET ITSELF AFLAME, and my kitchen sink stopped working.

Obviously, my flat is viciously unhappy that I've been gone for three days and then came home smelling like some tramp of a house.

Mustn't sleep. Clock alarm will eat me."


Taken from copperbadge in this post.
(Read the comments as well ^_^)

This is my first post here, by the way- hi!
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