applegnat: Did you see. Real Madrid lost. thedilettante: Ooh. Who to? applegnat: Real Betis. thedilettante: Who are an adorable team. applegnat: I know. Great kits. thedilettante: You can see their nipples. applegnat: ... thedilettante: ... applegnat: ... thedilettante: ... biscuit?
Earlier tonight I was trying to explain to Aadisht that being a Liverpool fan (my patriarchal oppressor father made me one when I was too young to have a choice!) had developed in me a sort of humour-in-adversity, the alternative being black despair. As a result of this, I often find my team winning hilarious. Which is probably why my reaction to tonight's win was to walk into Sups' room at 3 and announce "Oh Liverpool. You can't beat fucking Barnsley".