Keep your distance

jacquez: My friend C. had a policy when she was pregnant. If people touched her stomach, she grabbed their breasts (or in the case of men, their pecs).

It was the most hilarious thing I have ever, EVER seen.

Stranger: [grabs belly]
C: [honks their breast]
Stranger: [jumps back, clutches chest] what the hell!
C: Oh, I thought we were being inappropriately grabby today. [stares at them until they run away]

liddle_oldman: I don't even know you, and you and your friend most certainly don't know me -- but I now love your friend with vigor.

And from more than arm's length.