'Time to activate meal-plan delta4!'
The food all recoiled in horror.
'No! You can’t be serious, are you mad?'
'Perhaps, but I am also hungry'
'But Mr Leek is starting to ooze through the bars, what are you going to do?'
'I’m going to stew him, and all the rest of you. I will not be the one to deny you your destinies'
'Thanks Theo, a lesser man would have consigned us to the bin without a thought'
'You’re welcome, my loyal old veggies. Admiral chopped tomatoes!'
'You know what to do'
'Lets do this'