Lori (cocoajava) wrote in metaquotes,
Lori
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Finally. Practical Advise I Can USE.

I've composed a little missive that I would dearly love to put on the windshields of young folk who think it's fun to park outside my apartment with their cars blasting 90 dB of bass.

In twenty years, you'll be deaf and I will laugh my a$$ off at you. In the meantime, good luck finding the dead mouse which I've hidden somewhere in your vehicle.

Slightly lacking in punch, I suppose. I think I'll make up for that by shattering their windshields with a well-placed boot or two. -- laurelyn
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