A dude hunkered at the end of our table, scribbling in the little boxes on his caucus form. He paused.
Dude: Excuse me, do you guys work here?
Me: No. But maybe we can help.
Dude: Okay, thanks. What does this part mean -- "Are you GLBT?"
Suezie: It's asking if you identify as gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender, but you don't have to answer if you don't want to.
Dude: Oh, cool. I thought it was like, bacon, lettuce and tomato or something.
context is at http://cmpriest.livejournal.com/929952.html (posted for the second time after LJ ate the original post).