crantz: YOU CANNOT DEFEAT... JOHNZART!
lirimaer: No, but I can ruin your clothes and distract you!! *sprays mustard at you then points* LOOK! BEETHOVEN!!
crantz: You bit-- MY TRUE LOVE!
he is dead.
lirimaer: Didn't you watch that movie, Immortal Beloved? Beethoven is a vampire and will live forever.
crantz: O.O really?
crantz: YAY! <3
Stuff not to say to the mother of a newborn #138: "Cool! She looks like Zorak, with the blinking."
And here we have the Crantzus Littlefreakus in a desperate plea for attention.
Isn't he cute?
I'm going to get him with my taser and see what he does...
-- crantz -- read the results here