Then this happened and my synapses overloaded:
Harry Potter and the Meaningless Crossover
Harry: Who knew Voldemort was secretly Sauron?
Gandalf: Everyone who realized how similar Wormtongue and Wormtail were.
Harry: Oh. Reckon that's it then.
Harry: Still a pity about the--y'know--mass destruction.
Gandalf: Sherbet lemon?