pacificpikachu's classmate has better grasp that she knows on humorous prose
Oh man, I remember this one girl in my Creative Writing class who had the silliest, most teenage-girl-esque stories ever, and at one point she tried to prove to me that she could be "literary and tragic" (like she had decided my writing is, I guess) by writing this HILARIOUSLY bad "SO SAAAD" story about a girl and her boyfriend getting separated before the whole Pompeii incident, and them dying as they thought of each other.
She named the characters Jim and Rachel.
QWP. Context is locked and doesn't approve of Spartans named Tony and Chloe.