All representatives are currently blowing goats in the back room. Please stay on the line because we are obviously short on funds for actual customer service, and we really want to drive that point home. Please remember this day for the rest of your life whenever city taxes come up for a vote. This could have been avoided. Thank you.
There's more! However, context is still on hold
QWP, non-friend's locked
EDIT to fix link. SHOULD work now. "should" being the operative word, here.