proofrawk asked thequestionclub "What's the worst sex you ever had?" and requests that answers be in haiku form.
The entire post and comments are hilarious, including proofrawk's own answer:
Sex in boyfriend's van.
Loud tapping on the window.
Shit, is that a cop?
To which oddlybizarre replies:
mine would be about the same except i don't know how to fit "creepy peepin' lake Mexicans" into one syllable.
Context likes to watch.
holy crap that was a lot of html.