"bathroom time is my sacred time. time that i spend with Me getting to know myself a little bit more than last time, never afraid to give the undercarriage a nice "how's your father?" just to make the time spent that much more appreciative. it's a time to recharge, to renew, to expel and to be proud of your accomplishment, in all it's brown floaty form."
Speaking of being a father, context is over here, being the most awesome one ever.