Have been stalking the sixth form common room muttering, "Hello. My name is Laura Morris. You stole my mug and left it for a month as host to an interesting variety of bacterial cultures. Prepare to die." under my breath and cleaning random objects as stress relieval technique. I believe the technical term is "should get out more".
--jacinthsong, who I believe needs to get out more, especially as she writes the best drunk posts I've ever seen.