cameronrogers has recieved a late Christmas present. A copy of the Star Wars Christmas Special on tape.
They have Christmas in Star Wars? Are Han and Chewie familiar with our Lord and Saviour? Was the "Long time ago" one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-eighty-four years ago? But Bethlehem isn't a galaxy far, far away is it? And now he's singing about Einstein, and berating Artoo for not knowing who Einstein is! How does he know who Einstein is? Hang on, was Jesus a Jedi? Ben Kenobi came back from the dead. Does that make him Jesus? Then who's Luke? Does that make Mrs. Skywalker Mary Magdalene? Was this whole thing some sort of hamfisted Christian allegory all along? Why is Mr Lucas doing this to me? Oh good, here comes the Christmas Special!