The other day we were eyeing up the new FFXII game on the DS. I was waffling over whether or not to buy it, and Dave, as is his duty in these sort of matters, was making supportive yet vague noises.
"On one hand, it's like $70," I said. "On the other hand, it has got Balthier on the box."
"That should be reason enough!" said a lady standing next to me.
"Hell yeah," I said. "But it says that Vaan is the main character? Vaan's a bit..."
Dudes, I swear to you all, the word I was searching for was bland, or likeable yet totally uninteresting, something along those lines.
"I know!" she said. "He's such a bottom."
I like videogames, and I like gay porn, and I do hold to the belief that any combination of the two is just plain groovy.
But if you could pick a better place for strangers to talk loudly to me about fictional sixteen-year-olds getting sodomised than the middle of JB Hi-Fi, that would be awesome.
Context knows that Vaan is someone's prison bitch.