Still a Beloved Cunt (99catsaway) wrote in metaquotes,
Still a Beloved Cunt
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During race/cake wank in stupid_free...

In high school, some friends and I pooled some cash together to buy our friend a birthday cake. We were into the Linda Richmond skits on SNL, so we wanted the cake to say "You're like butta!" We explained this to the hulking (and white) shemale at the bakery, who was totally confused by the phrase. We were pointing at the cake and trying to explain that we wanted "You're like butta!" on it. After 15 minutes or so, things seem to click (or at least his/her unibrow un-furrowed), and s/he told us it would be ready in 10 minutes.

When we pick up the cake, it seriously reads, "You like butter on this?"

Happy 15th birthday, Dave.

- i_luv_popsicls

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