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alienfox has all the best anecdotes.
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apiphile wrote in metaquotes
Some guy in the toilets at a pub, under the mistaken assumption that he's being witty, giving my make-up a disconcerting look:

"Oi, mate. You're in the wrong toilets."

Foxy, dick in hand, miniskirt hitched up, while simultaneously pissing and applying lipstick:

"So are you. The disabled one is just next door."

Context, unlike clubbers, knows to never anger a drag queen.


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I'd be inclined to agree, but the original commenter mods disabled_rage, so I'm thinking not.

Phah - I lost track of where I was in the comment thread. You're totally right.

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