geenei: The mods must have been abducted by aliens, or large amounts of gin and pudding. There better be a good explanation for this.
deza: It was the Flying Spaghetti Monster's (all praise His Noodly Goodness) lesser-known cousin, Biff, the Gin and Pudding Blob. Biff is jealous of the attention that the FSM has been getting and has kidnapped our mods until his attention-whoring demands can be met. Oh noes!
thanks4thefish: Clearly, the Mods have been abducted by the Saucer People, in league with the Rand Coporation. We're through the looking glass here, people.
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