spectralbovine: Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the Warriors for Innocence were pushing us into the strikethrough pit and I said "Goodbye," and you were like "EPIC FAIL," and then I was all "We pretended we were going to sell you out," that was great.
arty: There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend brad. Of course, he couldn't come because he is a lie. All your other friends couldn't come either because they are captured by KGB because of how unlikable they are.
spectralbovine: Please note that we have added a consequence for explicit adult content. Any adult concepts in the minds of minors will result in an "Unsatisfactory" flag on your official posting record, followed by death. Good luck!
arty: Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot… more… suspending.
spectralbovine: Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of censorship is merely a device to enhance your posting experience.
arty: The ban_set has been modified so that it can ban two users at once. As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact. The LJ is now more valuable than the organs and combined income of everyone in _subject hometown here_.
spectralbovine: LiveJournal reminds you that the Weighted Companion Goat will never threaten to ban you and, in fact, cannot type.
Context is thinking with Portal.