Okay, first thing to do, knock out Chris Rock and lock him in a closet.
*clonk, shuff shuff shuff*
Next step, kill the KKK.
*rattattattattattattattattatta*
(AK-47, for when you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room.)
Next step, peace in the middle east...
... Aw, fuck...
This may take awhile. I'mma need a large pizza, some hot pockets, and a steady supply of dnL, stat.