Hina (narlyenatvanya) wrote in metaquotes,
Hina
narlyenatvanya
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"Dear Eyebrows,

I hate you. No really, I do. No matter how often I pluck and tweeze you into a pair of svelty and curvy lines of hair, you continue to grow back into bushman eyebrows the likes of which have not been seen since the days when dinosaurs ruled the earth.

Please cease and desist from causing me so much pain and torment, or I will shave you off and pencil you in with some brown kohl.

Love,
Me."

--superforeigner
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