Here's another good one:
The "God and Ayn Rand" serial comma thing is possibly apocryphal, but there's one along the same lines that Rob Hansen spotted in the TV listings of The Times:
Planet Ustinov - Monday, C4, 8pm
By train, plane and sedan chair, Peter Ustinov retraces a journey made by Mark Twain a century ago. The highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector.
...which manages to get two in one summary. One much more impressive, though.
and bernmarx replies:
If I'm an 800-year-old demigod, I should be allowed to collect whatever I want, without judgment.
Context is not Nelson Mandela.