Brassy Hag (miggy) wrote in metaquotes,
Brassy Hag
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It's been a month, two at most, since I've checked my oldest email account, which is so spam-laden I'm afraid to look most of the time. So last night I fired up Eudora just before I went to bed, but I peeked to see how many messages it was downloading:

Over 7000.

That, folks, is a whole lot of penis enhancement.

Subject line of weightloss email: PANTS DON'T FIT?

Me: No! Because my penis is too huge!!!!!!

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