Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote in metaquotes,
Azure Jane Lunatic
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Amelia Bedelia, anyone?

I think mere commentary from me is mostly irrelevant.
Dear Office Professional:

In the file for "Material Submissions - Brick", you filed -- yes -- a brick. Two weeks ago, again from your jobsite, I received a binder marked "Soil Testing Results." When I opened this file, a fist-sized clod of dirt in a Zip-loc bag tumbled out as if to triumphantly declare, "We tested for soil and -- look! -- we found some!"

Given this penchant you have for literal-mindedness, you'll understand why I'm returning this box marked "Hazardous Materials Safety Data" unopened to its owner.

Yours Non-Radioactively,
grifyn
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