And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

I would make a horrible protagonist for a novel. It'd be all:

"John! John! The bank is foreclosing on your house! Where all the orphans are sheltered! And a dragon just ate the king! AND GALACTUS IS SPRINKLING SEASONINGS ON OUR PLANET"

and I'd be all:

"That is very tragic." and sleep some more.

It's hard to be a hero when your highest aspiration is narcolepsy.

-- crantz

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