All alot of oysters, but no pearls.... (akamoe) wrote in metaquotes,
All alot of oysters, but no pearls....
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Death's sweaty what??!?

Unless you change your formula, name the chips "Pickle." I'm sure it will go over just as well as they will once most people try the chips anyway, it's just this way they won't get an unpleasant surprise. "Hey! Burger flavored chips! OH FUCK THESE TASTE LIKE DEATH'S SWEATY BALLSACK!!!" Instead of "All-American classic" scribbled on the experimental bag's production notes, it should read, "Hint: Tastes like feet." -- blozor on Doritos X-13D Chips..
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