annlarimer: I don't have much call for the poofballs. The mason jar full of random buttons, however, gets used like a Brooklyn hooker.
jusheureux: I don't, either, but I try to find excuses to use them. They're so... poofy. Generally they just end up lost. Like a hooker in the Hudson, then.
annlarimer: "'Nuther drowned poofball, Lenny." "No googly eyes for this one, then."
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