crows o'clock (sheistheweather) wrote in metaquotes,
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Hazards of Beltaine

thatcaptjim is one of my friends out here in the great Northwest. He writes:
A Beltaine Hazard

Something they don't warn you about in Pagan School.

During Beltaine, your spayed familiar might forget that she's spayed, and go into full 'I'm a slutty slut ho slutty McSlutSlut' mode...with you as the object of her undying affection.

Pity. Her male counterpart apparently doesn't fall for this routine. He's sleeping like a rock. :P

Me? I'm getting 'love nips' and 'patty paws' that are resulting in drawn blood. :P

CJ
Tags: beltaine, slutty cat


Freakin'. Awesome.
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