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In Vino Veritas

curefreak posted in ljover30 about drunken insights and the LJ post that resulted. http://community.livejournal.com/ljover30/1048160.html (Not a locked post.)

In Australia we have these things colloquially called "Breathos", ie, breath analyser (analyzer for those preferring American spelling) tests. No, relax, I didn't just get busted and lose my licence/license...I don't drink and drive or, for that matter, actually hold a licence/lisense. Shhhh ;).

Rather these things cost mega bucks for the cops taxpayers to buy. So, in attempt to be rich, rich I tells ya, rich beyond my wildest dreams, I have just come up with a very cheap alternative.

Result 1: Singing passionately to "Oh Sherrie" by Steve Perry = Do not drive for the rest of the night!

Result 2: Singing passionately to "I should've known better" by Jim Diamond = Do not drive for the next 24 hours.

Result 3: Singing passionately to "Straight to Hell" by Drivin' and Cryin' = Do not drive for a week.

Result 4: Singing passionately to ANYTHING by Celine Dion = Do not drive EVER, as you are clinically insane!
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