My dad, reflecting on the Blinding Passion of Faramir and Eowyn: "They're like the Aragorn and Arwen you'd find in the damaged goods box."
The real world is really trying to get me into RPS. First the Craig Parker/Orlando Bloom idea (the FREAK YON SISTER pairing), and then the whole David Wenham/Miranda Otto thing (the OMGSQUEE pairing). Neither of which were really anything other than various degrees of squee's, actually, even though Craig Parker/Orlando Bloom was more of a comedy thing done purely to reassure my sister that no, Orly would never sleep with another woman, because he is in fact gay and wouldn't sleep with any women at all. Then she read about the whole Kate Bosworth thing and hit me in the face with an atlas. We are such a pacifistic family.
Words fail me. So instead, I'll just run around flailing my arms and screaming.