aka 'Nenya' (boz4pm) wrote in metaquotes,
aka 'Nenya'
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Oh, the humanity!

Virgin MQ. *throws streamers* sessifet25's 'that'll give you, er... bees' moment with her gorgeous co-worker:


I promptly lose my ability to type because "Eeeee! Approaching pretty!". Wrap-up takes twice as long because I also lose the ability to think straight because Oh dear lord he's sitting down on my desk and looking at me, and oh god I can't handle this what if he talks to me! Which he does. Of course. Smiles at me (*melt*) and says "I haven't seen you around before. New?".

Me : "Gur..."

He introduces himself and asks my name.

Me: "Uuuh...".

Him: "Are you always this articulate?"

My brain: He made a joke! Quick, laugh. Make a joke. Do something! Oh gods, say something!

My response?

"I have daisies!"

My brain: I hate you.

Him: Oooohkay. See you around then.



Context will laugh at this one day, I am sure of it QWP :)
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