Rydw i'n hoffi coffi (mactavish) wrote in metaquotes,
Rydw i'n hoffi coffi
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"The only water most Portlanders get is from Stumptown coffee, and the caffeine negates the mind-controlling effects of the fluoride. Therefore the Trilateral Commission and the CFR asked their alien overlords for a more direct method of delivering precious mind-control fluoride into our bodily fluids."

Caution: context carries mind-control risk.
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