Owls, Snakes, and Gorgons, oh my (medusasowl) wrote in metaquotes,
Owls, Snakes, and Gorgons, oh my
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persephori found the small print.

**The Baptism is valid for 30 days from date of excommunication. No redemptions will be available after 30 days. Baptism is valid for a single patron only and is nontransferable. Baptisms that are not in our records or have been performed in churches of a separate denomination will not be regard as sacrosanct unless previously arranged with the Holy Spirit and a notarized dispatch is submitted to LDS for review.Additional repentance may apply in some states. This offer is not valid in Iran, Syria, or Canada. Offer void where prohibited; some restrictions may apply. Adult assembly required.

Context is my locked entry here about how they revoke baptismal blessings when you leave the Mormon church, but they give you 30 days to change your mind and get them back. No, seriously. QWP.
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