Fuckin' dead people! (doubtful_salmon) wrote in metaquotes,
Fuckin' dead people!
doubtful_salmon
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Dear uterus:

We are contacting you in regards to your blatant abuse of your nervous system priveleges.

As a member of the Nishy's Body Alliance, you are given connection to the nervous system. This system is only to be used when signalling for aid; for example, fingers frequently utilise it when requesting bandages or burn remedies.

We dispatched the appropriate drugs earlier in response to your distress call, which you ignored. Please find enclosed one more tablet; if you continue to abuse the system after receiving this response, you risk removal with the nearest sharp object.

Sincerely,
Right Hand
Vice President and Head of Resource Management
Nishy's Body Alliance

--brazenbells
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